Pumpkin Spice & All That Crap T-Shirt

Sizing Guide

Find your corresponding size on the chart to guide your purchase. Measurements are in inches.

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Double-check the Size Guide for your best fit—these are unisex tees.

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Shirt Details

👕 Gildan Softstyle® 64000

🌿 Soft, lightweight, and comfy for all-day wear.

🧵 100% ring-spun cotton (fiber content may vary by color).

📏 Unisex fit that runs true to size.

☀️ Breathable fabric—comfortable whether you're gathering eggs, working in the garden, or running errands around town.

✅ Printed in the USA
Every order is printed, packaged, and shipped in the USA by our trusted production partners, then sent straight to your coop... well, your mailbox. 😉

Care Instructions

Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors. Use only non-chlorine bleach when needed. Tumble dry low or hang dry for longest life. Do not iron directly on the design. Do not dry clean.

When will I get my order?

✅ Made to order just for you! Most orders are printed and prepared for shipment within 2–5 business days. Most U.S. customers receive their orders within 4–10 business days after ordering.

Built to Last

Made for Everyday Adventures

💪 Made to Keep Up:
Soft enough for everyday comfort, yet durable enough for everything from coop chores and feed store runs to weekend adventures.

👕 Keeps Its Shape: A seamless collar helps your shirt stay looking great wear after wear—no awkward twisting or stretched-out necklines.

✂️ No Scratchy Tags: The tear-away label comes off easily, so nothing's poking or itching the back of your neck.

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💖 30-Day Happiness Guarantee

Not quite right? We make returns easy within 30 days of delivery. Contact us and we’ll take care of you.

Amazing Comfort and Style

Whether you're gathering eggs, chasing escape artists, working in the garden, or pretending you're just going outside for a minute (we all know that's a lie 😉), our tees are made to keep you comfortable all day long. Soft, breathable, and ready for whatever kind of chicken shenanigans the day brings.

FAQs

Where are your shirts printed?

Shady Hen Mercantile is proudly based in the United States. All of our products are printed and shipped within the USA by our trusted production partners, so you can expect quality products and fast, reliable shipping.

Do you ship internationally?

At this time, we only ship within the United States. We know we have chicken-loving friends around the world, and we'd love to expand one day. But for now, we're keeping things close to the coop so we can provide the best service possible.

Will I get a tracking number for my order?

Absolutely! Once your order ships, we'll send a confirmation email with your tracking number so you can follow your package every step of the way until it arrives at your coop. 🐔📦

What materials are your products made of?

We use high-quality, comfy materials that are made to be worn and loved. Material blends vary depending on the specific item and color you choose, but you'll find the exact fabric details listed on each product page before you order. We only offer products we'd be happy to wear ourselves! 😊